Wednesday, May 25, 2016

A Roll Of The Dice Leaves You Laughing Hard




A potty-mouth, brash New Yorker who makes mysogenistic statements, had several failed marriages, lost a ton of money in casinos, was banned by a T.V. network, turns towards and not away from confrontation and controversy and seems like an explosion waiting to happen.  No, that is not a description of Donald Trump, but rather of comedian Andrew “Dice” Clay.

He’s back and on another meteoric rise that could take him to the top again.  I could even see him getting a Broadway gig, ala Jackie Mason, as a one-man show. Why not?

Not too long ago the one-time star was down in the dumps.  His hit career of the late 80’s and early 90’s was filled with a lot of negative press, accusing him of being a lousy role model, anti-gay, and a woman-hater.  But he also was loved by fans who filled sold-out arenas across America.  He was the first comic to perform at Madison Square Garden with back-to-back sell-outs. He even had a starring role in a movie and a network television show.  Then came lawsuits, divorce, big gambling losses and suddenly he virtually disappeared for a few decades.

A few years ago, his career was resurrected with a chance opportunity to do a season on HBO’s Entourage.  Then came a movie with Woody Allen, a Showtime show with Martin Scorcese, (Vinyl), a published memoir, and now his critically acclaimed comedy show on Showtime. He’s back touring the country – and it’s not little dumpy comedy clubs.  He’s a force that is rejuvenating middle-aged America like few comics can.

“We need each other,” said the Brooklyn-born comedian at a recent show in New Jersey’s Wellington Theater.  He was talking candidly to the audience.  He still needs the approval and respect of the fans – and their money – and we need to hear his un-PC take on life, relationships, manhood, and any stupid things that occur to the genius 58-year-old.

Some people don’t know what to do with him.  They secretly find him funny and admire the persona he’s created and sustained, or rather, resurrected.  Others buy into his act and take him too seriously and think that what he says is not acceptable even if it’s expressed in the form of a joke. But that’s the beauty of comedy – it’s a license to say what you want and let the audience decide what’s acceptable to laugh at.  Comics are merely mirrors to the mood and fears and biases of their audience.  They say what others think. They legitimize those feelings but keep them contained to the stage.

I don’t believe he’s all an act.  To do what he does and do it so well for so long, a part of him really is Dice, just like Howard Stern, on or off the air is one person.  But we can’t take Dice, Stern, and the like too seriously.  Let yourself laugh and not feel guilty for it.

We love comedy because it gives us insights into our lives and the society we live in.  It combines intelligence with wit, marrying truth with philosophy. It takes us from the ivory tower to the gutter and back.  Comedy’s only boundaries rest in the comic’s  imagination, his courage to express controversial thoughts, and the audience’s ability to understand, appreciate, or even tolerate such ideas.

Dice comes off as a regular guy, borderline victim to a world gone crazy with political correctness.  He also projects a near superhero-like character who can take on the world one put-down joke at a time. He wears his sleeveless leather jacket like a uniform.  The chain smoking and quirky, if not noisy, gyrations are all back, like a packaged time capsule that’s been unearthed just in time to save the world.

He’s an enigma to some, a piece of crap to many, but a true poet to millions of loyal fans who grew up with his x-rated nursery rhymes and advice on dating, marriage, and sex.  But when he comes to the stage, he takes command of it.  He’s in control and perfectly synergized with his understanding audience. They’re ready to laugh and he’s more than willing to spray them with his infectious venom.

When he concluded his show with the always-expected nursery rhymes, he seemed taken aback by how the audience mouthed the words along with him, as if they were at a rock concert and singing along to a classic hit.

“What did yuze do, rehearse?” he asks out loud, in that tough-guy posturing way of drawling his words out so that he emphasizes ev-er-y syll-a-ble with a certain cadence that forces you to hang on to every utterance.

Dice owns the stage. He no longer just tells crude jokes.  He tells a story. He narrates, impersonates, and puts things into perspective.  It’s his truth, his take on things – and people are buying in.  We’re on the verge of having the first woman president but he still gets laughs for sharing his desire to bang a young woman, dismiss the institution of marriage, and to discuss the details of a woman’s anatomy so graphically that it feels like he sees the world with x-ray vision.

Sure he can go too far.  That’s his job. He pushes boundaries.  He is refreshing yet familiar. He’s a comedic brawler, building up his character while embracing an imaginary opponent. The world’s his prop, and he’s ready to let loose. You think he’s been wild before but I think this time around he’s a smarter, more humbled caveman.  He’s hungry to get back to where he’s been, wanting to unleash his barrage of nasty thoughts into a wind that swirls at hurricane forces.

When you watch him on stage you feel liberated.  It’s your Rumspringa, your chance to live outside the normal box that you exist in.  Seeing him is like watching The Purge, the movie that allows for anarchy one day a year.  He lets you wander where you may have wanted to go but were never invited to enter.

Dice is a little bit like a magician, pulling off a great illusion that you know is not real but you scratch your head trying to figure out how it was done.  He spews all kinds of crazy garbage and you wish the world could be the way he sees it.  True, no one would be married and women would not like such a world, but Dice lets us climax to his fantasies.

I first saw Dice about 25 years ago, at the height of his career.  He really was on top of the world.  I had moved from our mutual home turf in Brooklyn to Florida the year before I saw him perform.  He’d come a long way from playing Pipps, a Sheapshead Bay comedy joint that gave him an early forum for his act.  

To now see him so many years later and find his energy and raw humor as good as ever was reassuring.  The world may be a bit unsettling, but we still have Dice to tell us how things should be.  He may not be running for president like Trump, but he can still lead us in ways he probably never expected.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Q & A With Humor Author Don Ake

  
                                           Author of Just Make Me A Sammich



1.      What inspired you to write this book? Even though I eventually wanted to write a book, I never intended to write this one.  I started Ake’s Pains blog in 2011. It gained a following and became very popular, so I decided late in 2013 to compile and organize the posts into a book.  It’s strange that I was writing a book, an essay at a time, for over two years without even realizing it.  If you would have told me five years ago, I would now be an author, I would have never believed it.

2.      Where did the catchy title come from? I write a lot about the relationships between men and women from a humorous, non-judgmental, perspective.  How different couples handle things in their relationships varies widely, but people find it amusing.  Some men think it’s a women’s duty to make them sandwiches and some women believe that’s demeaning, and that’s okay. All couples decide this for themselves, and it is personal and private.  It’s very similar to sex, except people don’t discuss sex, nearly as much.   It’s been a running joke in my blog and so it became the title.  I show, in the first essay in the book, that who makes the sandwiches in the home is actually more important to women, than it is to men.

3.      Where do you get the ideas for your stories? The book’s subtitle is Absurd observations from a wild mind.  I literally have a wild mind.  I inherited a fabulous sense of humor from both sides of my family.  Combine that with a genius level I.Q. and a knack for people watching, and I have more ideas that I can ever write about.  I can find the humor in almost any subject.  I have written hilarious 800-word essays on such things as eating rice cakes.  It doesn’t take much to spark an idea.  I wondered what it would be like to date Taylor Swift since she dates so much. This inspired the post “I Dated Taylor Swift and She Wrote a Song About It”

4.      What got you started in writing humor? I was working on my high school newspaper, cracking jokes as I always do, when the faculty advisor said, “Why don’t you write some of those down and we will print them in the paper?”  I and the rest of the staff thought she was joking. The editor was totally against running my first column titled “Giving The Bird” (our mascot was the Cardinal).  That led to writing a hugely popular humor column in college called Ake’s Pains, which led many years later led to Ake’s Pains blog, which led to Just Make Me A Sammich. And when I was on the college newspaper staff I met my future wife.  It’s incredible how one comment by an observant teacher by can influence your life.

5.      What are you trying to accomplish with your writing? I write to make people laugh out loud.  We take this world way too seriously.  We have too much stress.  It is important for your health to laugh at something every single day. That’s what I provide.  That’s my talent and I’m using it. To have a talent, to know what it is, and then to use it to help others.  If you can accomplish this in life, then you are special.  Very early in the life of my blog, I started getting emails that said “I came home from a terrible day at work.  Then I read your blog, laughed, and now I feel so much better. Thank you.  That’s why I do what I do.

6.      Who are your humor writing influences? What is your book similar to? From a writing style my main influence is Dave Barry, and numerous people have seen the similarity.  I take interesting subjects and point out how strange they really are.  From a humor perspective, I think maybe Benny Hill.  There was a clever element to his humor and yet it wasn’t always subtle, it could be bawdy.  And then Jerry Seinfeld, in that you can be very funny, without being too crude. People have compared the book to the television show Seinfeld – because it is about nothing, yet about everything, but very entertaining and funny. Just Make Me A Sammich is also similar to stuff by David Sedaris – I would consider myself, maybe a more conventional, Midwest, middle-class, version of David Sedaris.

7.      How is your writing style unique? My perspective on life is so bizarre and humorous, people can’t help but laugh at it.  I am just naturally funny. I can be funny without trying to be funny, all this comes out it my writing.   It can be clever, I can form word patterns and ideas that lead the reader to very funny thoughts, which make them laugh.  I take you to funny places that you find amusing.  Sometimes you create the joke in your head.  This is much more entertaining than me just telling you a joke. The great thing about the book is that it is so diverse in subject matter.  You will not laugh at every essay.  You may read one and not enjoy it and then be laughing hysterically and the next one.  But you laugh.   

8.      Your day job is so different from the book, how do you explain this?  I work as an economist and analyst in the trucking industry.  My expertise in this job is sales forecasting.  I am a respected industry expert because I see things and trends that other people do not see.  I can fit the pieces of an economic puzzle together, when others just see noise. As a humorist, I am able to see humor where you wouldn’t normally find it.  I am able to compare seemingly unrelated subjects and blend them together in very funny ways. My brain just works different than other brains. That’s not always a good thing by the way, just ask my wife.  However, it does allow me to excel in both of my careers.

9.      What is your favorite story from the book? There is an essay titled: “A Christmas Letter To Brag About”. It is a takeoff on the humble Christmas brag letters you get from people telling you all about the great things their family members did that year.  In this one, the things my relative is bragging about are really not so great.  For example, my cousin Maude is bragging about the size of her husband’s prostate. This is my favorite one, because I would write a paragraph and then have to stop because I was laughing out loud.  I was literally cracking myself up with my own writing.  This doesn’t happen often, but when it does, I know I have something special.  And this happened numerous times when writing this piece.

10.  What is the biggest challenge in writing humor? My biggest challenge is to write somewhat politically-incorrect humor to a very diverse audience. My audience is diverse in so many different aspects, yet I can make anybody laugh.  In 2011 I started writing the blog with the attitude that I would write whatever I found funny, the way that I wanted to, and didn’t care who read it or what that about it.  Of course, that was before I had an audience. If you would have told me back then, this is the audience your writing for, I would have said that is impossible. It can’t be done, except now I’m doing it. I don’t make fun of people for who they are.  It doesn’t touch partisan politics. It approaches religion very carefully.  The writing is naughty, but not vulgar.  The language is tolerable.  I consider the writing PG-13.  I take all this into account and still write very funny stuff.

11.  How do you find humor in everyday life? I watch people carefully. I look at their motivations; I contemplate their words.  People are naturally funny; they do funny stuff. But the other thing is, really weird stuff tends to happen to me and it makes great stories. For example, I find myself seated in the middle of a group of swingers at a comedy club.  I end up in front of a blind guy in the line at the voting booth.  I get stuck in a hot pizza parlor on a 95-degree day.  My life is bizarre and I write about it.

12.  You poke fun at being a middle aged, white guy in your book, why is that? I write from a realistic, honest, perspective.  I do not present myself as superior to anyone.  I make fun of myself in the book a lot.  Sometimes I look like a total idiot, it’s funny, and people can relate to my struggles.  Yes, I’m have biases, we all do.  I don’t try to hide it.   I think now the number of female readers exceed the number of men. And it’s because I’m honest.  I think women value honesty above anything else in men.  They don’t expect men to be perfect, but they want men to be honest.  People won’t like everything I write, but I think most people respect me as a writer, so it works.

13.  How do you take boring subjects—like economics—and make them funny? I taught college level economics classes to adult students who were coming to college at night to get their first two-year degree.  They came into the 4-hour, night class, tremendously nervous about learning economics.  I learned very quickly to inject as much humor into the class as possible as a learning tool.  I incorporated my experience as a stand-up comedian to communicate difficult principles in an interesting manner. Some students labeled it “Stand-up Economics” – and it worked. There are two chapters on economics in the book – from my economic blog.  They are very, very, funny and are enjoyable to anyone – regardless of your economic knowledge.

14.  Who will enjoy this book? It is written to be enjoyed by a wide variety of people. Men love it and women love it.  If you like to laugh and have a good sense of humor, you will like this book.  It’s designed to make you laugh out loud and it will.   The people who will enjoy it most are baby-boomers in the Midwest, because they will relate to it the most.  But other people will thoroughly laugh at it.  The blog has an international audience, so the humor does translate.  The only group who doesn’t really get into my writing are feminists – and that’s okay I totally understand that.  Humor is subjective but my book is very funny.

15.  Do you think you would ever take up writing full-time? I’m having too much fun in my day job to quit that.  On the other hand, writing and marketing this book at the same time is like working two full-time jobs.  It is much more difficult than I thought it would be, but it’s still a blast. My second book is over two-thirds completed and of course I have ideas for a few more.  The plan now would seem to be to retire from the main job in a few years and then write full time.  

Note: Don Ake is a client of the book publicity firm that I work for. If you want more information, please consult: http://akespains.blogspot.com/

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Interview With Author Linda P. Young


Author of The Adventures of Anna and Andy Hummingbird: Anna and Andy Meet the Grandchildren



1. What inspired you to write your book?
Anna and Andy mostly, watching them was so much fun.  When I did my research I realized there were hardly any books about the fun hummingbirds have.  You could find all kinds of information about them.  I     decided it was about time to put into words and pictures of the fun times they have.

2. What is it about?
The books tell stories about the adventures Anna and Andy go on.  Everything from a cat to a dragon.

3. What do you hope will be the everlasting thoughts for readers who finish your book?
I want the children (it is a children’s picture book) to go outside and explore their surroundings and everyone loves hummingbirds including the children.

4. What advice do you have for writers?
Giving advice to other writers is difficult because we all write for different reason.  I guess I would say follow your heart and don’t let a few rejections throw you off your path.  It really is a long process.

5. Where do you think the book publishing industry is heading?
The book publishing industry is headed in a whole new way and that is self-publishing.  Self-publishing gives the author a little more freedom to write what they feel.

6. What challenges did you have in writing your book?
I am writing children’s picture books and as you probably understand children are not in the stores or online looking to buy new books to read.  These books were mostly written for parents, grandparents to read to the children and I am a firm believer of reading to your children the day you bring them home from the hospital.  So my challenges are fairly hard as I have to now appeal to the adults, it is not a love story or a Sci-Fi or even a educational book so I have to make the children want to have the book for their collection. The books have subtle life lessons in them and the parents need to make the child aware of what is happening.  There is a story in book 2 book called, “The Beast” and it tells the children we all make mistakes and should be able to laugh at ourselves when we realize what we have done.

7. If people can only buy one book this month, why should it be yours?
They should buy Book 3 in the series.  It is a series of 10 books with 1 through 6 published, 7 and 8 being worked on now and 9 and 10 will be out next year.  The value it has to make children laugh, curious and get those imaginations going.  I read to the elementary level of children and I am amazed at the questions they ask, I spend as much time answering their questions as I do reading to them.

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Why Authors Must Pay To Play



You can pay a celebrity to tweet about your book.  Or pay a book reviewer at Kirkus Review to review your book.  Or pay certain local television stations for an interview.  Or pay a blogger to blog about you. Yes, the world is filled with pay-to-play opportunities.  Are they worth it? How do you know what to pay, for what, and for how much?

If you are not known, write in a crowded genre, and have few advocates on your side, you need outside help.  To jumpstart things you can hire a book promoter.  In addition to that, you can pay for endorsements for your website or book jacket.  You can pay for a high-profile person to write a foreword.  You can advance your profile on social media by buying followers.  The list of possibilities is endless.

Know what’s important to you. Getting third-party affirmation is invaluable. It may seem ethically bankrupt and financially draining, but you need to engage in the pay-to-play world in order to give your book a chance to grow organically and win word-of-mouth.

The pay-to-play model begins with how you get published. If you self-publish, you pay to do so. If you hybrid publish, you pay to do so. Even with a traditional publisher, some will make a final decision to publish you once you assure them you’ll hire a publicist and or order a certain number of books that you’ll re-sell.  You pay to play from the first point of entry and it continues from there.

·         Do you pay to create a good-looking, highly functional site or do you rely on a FB page for free?
·         Do you hope publications review your book or do you pay some for reviews?
·         Do you pay to sponsor events in order to get your book in front of attendees or do you stay on the sidelines?
·         Do you invest in yourself and your book so that you give yourself a greater chance of success?

I know this sounds discouraging first to see that money plays a huge role in book publishing, and second because you realize you can’t do this without setting a budget.  The days of random discovery, publication by merit and media attention based on news value are dead.

That said, many things are free, should you have the time, ability, and desire to do so.  You can write press releases, design a web site, schedule appearances, contact the media, blog, tweet and do any of a dozen things. If you know you won’t do them or do them well, get the checkbook out and start finding venues to pay to play.  You won’t have to look too far.

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Monday, May 23, 2016

Interview With Author Janelle Gabay


                   Author of YA Thriller, First Born


1.      What inspired you to write your book? Writing a novel series has always been a dream, but it was my children that ultimately inspired me.  My kids play highly competitive tournament tennis.  They give a hundred percent on the court.  Granted there is no coaching in junior tennis, so they are alone out there.  When they lose it hurts, they're vulnerable, and they're criticized.  No teammates to blame, it's all on them.  I figured if they can put themselves out there then so can I.  If they can work tirelessly for their dream then so can I.  

2.      What is it about? First Born is 19-year-old Tarian's thrilling journey after he discovers he's the first immortal to be born in over 500 years.  His DNA is valuable so while Audrey fights to save him, someone attempts to kill him.

3.      What do you hope will be the everlasting thoughts for readers who finish your book? Everlasting is a long time so I guess I want them wanting more.  :) I want them surprised at every new turn of event and furious with me when certain characters die.  I want them ecstatic at my clff-hanger to find out someone is alive, sort of, and the story will live on.  And I want them rooting for Audrey and Tarian to fall in love.      

4.      What advice do you have for writers? Join a writer's critique group and then only take about half of the advice they give you.  

5.      Where do you think the book publishing industry is heading? I hope that traditional and indie can exist together.  I'm thankful for self-publishing, or my book may not be on the market right now.  I've met and spoke with several agents and publishers, and everyone had different advice that in some cases contradicted each other.  What I gained from those interactions is that everyone has an opinion and getting my foot in the door of such a sealed industry would take a lot of luck and persistence.  Or I could self-publish and let the readers voice their opinions.  

6.      What challenges did you have in writing your book? My challenges are mainly life getting in the way.  I have three children and three dogs.  I have to get up at 4 am to write and write in all different places like the car or at a tennis tournament.  It's hard to keep your flow when your window of writing time is short snippets of time thrown here and there.

7.      If people can only buy one book this month, why should it be yours? My characters are diverse and complicated.  They are not the same people at the end of the story.  Some of them will survive, and others will die, some will fall in love and others will break hearts, and all of it will be unexpected. First Born has several layers that I could sell you on like deeper thought provoking subplots, exciting action scenes, a charming magical village, but it's the characters that drive the story and steal your heart.      

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Interview With Jane Carter Barrett


Author of Antonia Barclay and Her Scottish Claymore



1. What inspired you to write your book? After reading all I could find on Mary Queen of Scots, I found myself wishing that Mary had had a daughter. Consequently, I created Antonia Barclay. Antonia is Mary’s “should’ve-been” daughter, and her character more or less spontaneously combusted in my brain. Naturally, Antonía had to resemble Mary in some ways, and this is the reason for Antonía’s lofty stature, independent spirit, and aptitude for riding. However, for plot purposes, Antonía could not be a dead ringer in terms of appearance, and thus Antonía did not inherit her mother’s trademark red hair and amber eyes. So it’s not necessarily that I wanted Antonía to be Mary’s daughter, but rather I desperately wanted Mary to have a daughter, to have had a daughter. And at this juncture, you can probably tell that I have to remind myself that Antonía is not an authentic historical figure, merely a figment of my imagination, but imagining will always make her real to me. And, of course, there’s always the off chance that history got it wrong, that Mary really did have a daughter, and Antonía really did exist.

2. What is it about?  Antonia Barclay and Her Scottish Claymore is an offbeat “modern” historical romance with, I hope, plenty of irreverent fun and a lighthearted sense of humor. In 1586, Antonia Barclay embarks on a quest to find her real mother, Mary Queen of Scots, as well as the long-lost Scottish Royal Sceptre. Along the way, Sir Basil Throckmorton, a well-known villain and alchemist, kidnaps Antonia, scheming to use her to pave his way to the English throne. Breck Claymore, Antonia’s lover, is hot on her trail but if he fails to find her in time, she’ll be forced to wed Sir Basil, and both Scotland and England will fall under his control. Fortunately for the good guys, however, Antonia is a feisty and determined Scotswoman who refuses to wait around “to be saved” so she devises her own rescue plans. Although her plans don’t always unfold as originally intended, she’s fully prepared to go down with the ship if that’s what it takes to get the job done.

3. What do you hope will be the everlasting thoughts for readers who finish your book? Tenacity, perseverance, and self-reliance are probably not personality traits that were desired, instilled, or encouraged in the sixteenth-century young woman. But Antonía doesn’t care one whit what others think of her or what is expected of someone of her gender and social class. She trusts herself and is secure in herself. No swooning, kowtowing, or boohooing for her. Antonía is a tough critical thinker who is often contrary to the point of being a pain in the neck, but that’s who she is and if the entire world knows it so much the better. Suffering fools gladly and squandering time are not her deals. She makes no apologies for being herself, and when she sets goals she sticks to them, despite the obstacles and her own limitations. But having spouted all that platitudinous wisdom, I hope readers simply enjoy escaping to another time and place.

4. What advice do you have for writers? The best advice I’ve read on writing comes from a confluence of two authors’ thoughts on the subject. James Dickey (paraphrasing): “Write with all the passion and power you have, and don’t worry about how many words and minutes it takes,” and William Goldman: "It ain't about inspiration. It's about going into a room alone and doing it." Best advice on rejection letters and reviews: no matter how hard you try, you’ll never please everyone.

5. Where do you think the book publishing industry is heading? Since this is my first foray into publishing, I’m certainly not in a position to predict the future of the industry. At my first meeting with my publisher, I remember almost falling out of my chair when he told me that four thousand books are published every day! However, I’ll take a stab at an answer and say that with the advent of e-publishing and other forms of self-publishing, it seems highly likely that publishing will become an even more digitalized business. It also seems likely that the editing process will also become more digitalized with the increased use of autocorrect. Although this will reduce spelling and grammatical errors, human input will still be required for contextual purposes.

6. What challenges did you have in writing your book?  My biggest, and I mean colossal, weakness was moving my characters around in the story. Physically moving and relocating people from outdoors to indoors, from the kitchen to the dining room, from the horse to the ground, from the castle to the pond, from the chair to the window, etc.…. I think you get the picture! Explaining, describing and then remembering where all my characters were geographically situated in the plot was a lot of work and often torturous for me, particularly in scenes involving multiple characters. In addition, and in general, I seem to get muddled in the minutiae of grammar very easily and have a bad habit of overworking phrases and editing my work to death, instead of just letting it flow. Most times, the first way you phrase something is the best.

7. If people can only buy one book this month, why should it be yours? If people can only buy one book this month and they’re in the market for a fast paced historical romance written in a breezy, over-the-top, and out-of-the-box style, then I’d say “Antonia Barclay and Her Scottish Claymore” is the book for them!

For more information, please consult: www.herscottishclaymore.com  or      https://www.facebook.com/jcarterbarrett/

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