“The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.”
--Woody Allen
--Woody Allen
“It’s
really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not
going to allow me to be with other people.”
--Axl
Rose
“When
you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.”
--Jean
Harlowe, Hollywood actress
“She
has slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie.”
--Bette
Davis, on Joan Crawford
“I
usually feel pretty good about myself. I
know what I look like. Yyou’d bang me, but you wouldn’t blog about it’s fine.”
--Amy
Schumer
“Religion. It’s given people hope in a world torn apart
by religion.”
--Jon
Stewart
“Pretty
women make us buy beer. Ugly women make
us drink beer.”
--Al
Bundy, TV’s Married with Children
“I
feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that.”
--Jerry
Rice, NFL wide receiver
“My
sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an
aunt.”
--Chuck
Levitt, NBA player
“I
want all the kids to copulate me.”
--Andre
Dawson, hall of fame baseball player on the need to be a role model
“You
can sum up this sport in two words…You never know.”
--Lou
Duva, boxing trainer
“They
shouldn’t throw at me. I’m the father of
five or six kids.”
--Tito
Fuentes, MLB player
“We
didn’t lose the game we just ran out of time.”
--Vince
Lombardi, football coach
“Baseball
is 90% mental, the other half is physical.”
--Yogi
Berra, hall of fame MLB catcher
“I
knew when my career was over. In 1965 my
baseball card came out with no picture.”
--Bob
Ueker, former MLB player
“I’m
very appreciative of being inducted.”
--Bill
Peterson, former Florida State football coach, on being inducted into the Florida
Hall of Fame
“Saltwater
taffy.”
--Caldwell
Jones, NBA player, on his favorite seafood
“If
you wait for inspiration, to write, you’re not a writer, you’re a waiter.”
--Dan
Poynter
“Time
is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”
--Hector
Berlioz
“Properly
read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”
--Isaac
Asimov
“I’ve
been imitated so well I’ve heard people copy my mistakes.”
--Jimi
Hendrix
“Writer’s
block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink
alcohol.”
--Steve
Martin
I enjoyed reading Say What? 670 Quotes That Should Never Have Been Said, by Doreen Chila-Jones. Most of the quotes reflected something funny, odd, or weird. Take a look:
“It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!”
--Donald Trump, presidential candidate
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
--President George W. Bush
“Suppose
you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.”
--Mark
Twain
“You
can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word
alone.”
--Al
Capone
“I
don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until he’s dead.”
--Samuel
Goldwyn
“Every
man has his price, or a guy like me couldn’t exist.”
--Howard
Hughes
“We
don’t break the law.”
--Kenneth
Lay, CEO of Enron
“If
people get all the sex they can handle, they’re so happy and content they just
sit around and smile. I mean, you never
feel aggressive just after you’ve gotten laid, right? Lots of sex for everybody, that’s a solution
to the world’s problems.”
--Ted
Turner
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